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Math

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

Not quite my tempo

A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.

Jazz

93 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Gift

168 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.

Squirrel

30 views · Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 5 months ago

that thing found so crack!

Smell

68 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Popsicle

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".

Oil

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A collage of four images showing a cigarette being deep-fried. The top left image shows a hand holding a cigarette. The top right image shows a cigarette being deep-fried in oil. The bottom left image shows the deep-fried cigarette. The bottom right image shows the deep-fried cigarette broken in half.

Point

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

Duck

2 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck with a cigarette in its beak with the text "I DON'T GIVE A DUCK" below it.

Smoking

1 view · ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 1 year ago

Say no to smoking !!

A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.

Calorie

12 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".

Pack

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Virgin

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."

Squirrel

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Image

23 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 1 year ago

The Hardest of Hard Images

A 3D rendering of Shadow the Hedgehog sitting on a skateboard, smoking a cigarette. He wears blue jeans and red and white sneakers. In the background are city buildings.

Communist

56 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a before and after comparison of communists. On the left, 'Communists Before' depicts a man with a beard, and below him is a bulleted list: Broke, Lazy, Antisemitic, Entitled, Narcissist, and Sociopath. On the right, 'Communists Now' features a person with a red cap and a cigarette, with a similar list, adding 'Gay' at the end.

Place

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Pal

13 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Childhood

19 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Skull

Testicle · 2 years ago

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

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