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Wade

A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first shows a cartoon character on fire running towards a strange, cyclops-like character. The text says, "Stop normalising the grind and normalise whatever the f*ck this is." The second panel shows another cartoon character with the text "millions who took the pill that works both ways must die."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Wade

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

Alastor Wade.

Kinky~

A cartoonish character with a sly expression and a suggestive look. Text on the image reads: "NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before. Kinky."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

Heroin Monkey

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Heroin Monkey

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Heroin Monkey

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

Wade

A man with a beard is making a 'shush' gesture. Above his head, there is text that reads, "Walking quietly so the homeless won't hear your spare change jingle."

Yuri

Supposed to be video but cant do that

The image shows a meme. The top part has a text overlay that reads: "Mexicans watching the filter change as they cross over the border". The bottom part is a picture of a man looking up with a surprised expression.

Jazzy💕

Why just why

A person reacting to seasonal allergies. The text on the image reads: "When your body has to adjust to the sudden change in temperature so your nose is bothering you non stop."

Chexers

An otter with a small toy guitar looks into the distance. The text reads: "When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say 'cool' and change the subject."

Frog

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

Wade

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