Celebrate memes

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Jokes

Incest

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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    I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

    She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

    Celebrity

    Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.

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