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Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Heroin Monkey

A tan toy pet with large eyes is in the foreground, a YouTube video is visible in the lower left showing a building on fire.

原田

A picture of a building in Rome with the text 'Took a picture of this building in Rome but if you squint it kinda looks like... nvm.'

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

King bob

South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a large, gray, back-view of Bugs Bunny, with his big ears visible. The second, transparent Bugs Bunny is slightly to the right and turned towards the viewer. Behind both of them, the city can be seen, featuring the Empire State Building and an airplane flying by.

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two frames. The first is a Bionicle robot seen from the front and below, its black, green, and gray parts assembled to form a robot, with a caption above it that says: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE". The second frame shows a man with short dark hair, wearing a light pink shirt and working in a lab, with Iron Man in his red, yellow, and silver armor behind him and a caption above saying: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE".

big [fire] balls

Two images, stacked vertically, showing the same set of Lego bricks. In the first image, two rectangular Lego bricks are placed on a wooden surface; one is orange and the other is blue. The second image shows the same set of Lego bricks but a brown hat shaped Lego brick is placed on top.

Anonymous

The image shows three depictions of the cartoon character Spongebob. The first one on the left shows Spongebob standing upright. An arrow points from this image to another image to its right, where the character is inverted. An arrow points down to the last depiction below, showing only Spongebob's mouth and two big teeth, which is captioned with "THE TWIN TOWERS". Also at the bottom, there is the text "spongebob = 9 letters squarepants = 11 letters".

Grizzlymilk

Does anyone else just randomly build a lantern at 9:30pm

The image shows a lit-up, partially assembled lantern sitting on a couch. There are several unassembled wooden panels nearby, as well as a pair of scissors and an electric cable, suggesting the lamp was just assembled. The background is dimly lit.

Wade

Don’t u just love Minecraft?

A photo of a man falling from a tall building with text overlay that says "GOTTA PLAY" at the top and "CREATIVE MODE" at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Heroin Monkey

Op-Ed by Frank T. Rutherford
Conservative political analyst, hat
connoisseur
Op-Ed: Today's Youth
Simply Don't Have The
Work Ethic To Build
The Gulags Needed For
Their Communist
Ideals

T H A N A

Lovely view

A high-angle, downward view of a city street from between two tall, modern buildings, with the street and surrounding buildings covered in snow.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real

A plane is seen flying directly at a tall building with the text 'Arab airlines' and below it, 'Terrain!'

Heroin Monkey

A yellow rectangular alarm device with the text "SMORK" on top and "ALAM" at the bottom. Two small light bulbs are in the center, the right one green.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Heroin Monkey

A drawing of a person whispering into the ear of a cockatiel parrot. The text bubble above them says: "Building 7 was a controlled demolition."

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