Bottle memes

Soda

2 years ago

Wine

1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."

Fan

1 year ago

The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.

Phone Call

11 months ago

A Heinz ketchup bottle with Walter White's face on the label, a play on words of Heisenberg. A phone call interface is shown with the words "Heizenberg is calling...", with accept and decline icons.

Agent

2 years ago

A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."

Water

10 months ago

No way they had it🥀🥀🥀

A photograph shows five blue glass bottles of Saratoga natural spring water on a shelf in a grocery store. Price tags read '$2.27', '$1.99', and '$3.19 $2.79'. One tag says 'New item'. The bottles are labeled with "Saratoga", "Since 1872", "Still", and "Natural Spring Water."

Comparison

1 year ago

Touhou meme idk

The image shows two drawings of a blue-haired anime girl. The left drawing depicts the character as a doll, labeled "OTHER GIRLS:". The right drawing depicts the same character, but inside a transparent plastic bottle, labeled "ME:".

Plush

1 year ago

A plush toy of a character with red eyes and a red and white hat is placed inside a clear plastic bottle. The bottle is on a brown wooden surface, next to white headphones and other objects.

Mango

1 year ago

Those who know

The image shows four faces of troll face in different expressions surrounding a bottle and a box of mango juice with the words "MONGO MANGO" on the box. Above it says "Those who know: 👀"

Jokes

Culture

9 years ago

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

MEd

6 years ago

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Gas

6 years ago

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

Bottle jokes