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wow

A man in a military uniform and hat is pictured with the text "DID YOU KNOW" above him and "YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?" below him.

Jazzy💕

gtfo

When you're at a restaurant on your
birthday and see the waiters coming
towards you clapping

Heroin Monkey

Dad, did you pick up Alex from the vet?
2:22 AM
Yes, we left to celebrate his birthday 2:22 AM
2:22 AM
WHY IS MY DOG IN A STRIP CLUB? 2:22 AM
Because he's a good boy 2:23 AM

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

The image shows a birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday. You Ruined My Life" and at the top "For that special band member". Below the image, the phrase "For that special band member" is also written.

shaylie lol

A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

Anonymous

A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."

Heroin Monkey

A black flag with a photo of an older man on it. The text on the flag reads, "This flag did not hang itself". There is a banner reading "St. Birthday" above the flag.

Ness Plays

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Blach66.1

Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.

mr stupid idiot

i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born

The image shows a white skull with a shattered top and a mushroom cloud rising from within.

Anonymous

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

✨Jassy✨

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Bozo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERB COOKIE!

A cartoon drawing of Herb Cookie with leaf hair, brown eyes and a small smile, holding a brown watering can.

Hollow Knight Beater

It's my bday

A cartoon drawing shows three Hollow Knight characters. The one in the middle wears a birthday hat and stands behind a birthday cake. The character on the left has a party horn in its mouth. The text in the image says: "it's myi brthday wish me hapoy birhtdy!1!!"