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Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Heroin Monkey

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Emperor Palpatine, with a sinister smile, is holding a can of Mountain Dew. The text "Dew it" is overlayed on the image.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".

𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍

Fantasy

The image has the text "Is this the real life, or just a..." above a letter C created from Fanta cans.

M3ME G0D

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Mafuyu Asahina

help people

A grey humanoid meme character is looking from the left. A hand is pressing a toy alligator into a citrus juicer and there is a bottle of red Gatorade on the right. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

DAP ME UP

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The image shows a split-screen of the same cat. On the left, the cat looks grumpy with squinted eyes and a frown. Text reads "BEFORE COFFEE". On the right, the same cat has wide eyes and is smiling with its mouth open, showing its teeth. Text reads "AFTER COFFEE".

blach66

Hehehe

A glass of a brown liquid on a wooden table. The text overlay on the image says: "My new favourite math sum Coke x Sprite x Fanta = diahharia in a glass."

blach66

A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".

Daddy dick

Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE

The image shows a husky dog with wide eyes and a slight smile. The text in the image says "Good morning. I like cofeeeeeee."

God Pt.2

Cold war

The image shows a close-up of a bottle cap with the text "Oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war" printed inside. The background is blurred but shows a red bottle with the hammer and sickle symbol and the word "LENINADE".

✨Jassy✨

Me in class everyday

The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".

✨Jassy✨

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

ur momy

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

God Pt.2

Idk

An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".

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