New Being Memes - Page 21 - Worst Jokes Ever

Movie

Wade · 2 years ago

Sold out

The image shows a meme with the text 'Five nights at Freddy's movie opening weekend be like'. It shows a stick figure labeled 'Fnaf fan' diving towards the lower image and a woman labeled 'October 27' who is crawling in the other direction. The bottom right corner includes a watermark saying 'MEMES'.

Slave

Chriss · 2 years ago

Personally, I think they should be free

An image with the text "Slaves should be____" written at the top. Below that, two characters from a cartoon are shown with the word "Free" superimposed on each.

Friend

Wade · 2 years ago

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Wolverine

Wade · 2 years ago

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

Throw

OzzyTheDinoo · 2 years ago

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Hacker

Hecker · 2 years ago

When Child Hackers Get Caught

A three-panel image showing a child looking hopeful with the text "THEY SAID IF I BOUGHT THE COURSE I'LL BE RICH", followed by a man looking at someone, and finally the man embracing the child on a bench outdoors.

Clown

Wade · 2 years ago

DaddyWise

The image is a three-panel sequence. The first panel shows a close-up of the clown's face with the text "BE AFRA-" below. The second panel displays a different character with the text "HARDER DADDY!" below it, and the last panel shows the clown again.

Pennywise

Wade · 2 years ago

Ngl he may be right.

The image shows two panels. The top panel features a man sitting at a table with a sign that says "Pennywise is scarier without teeth. Change my mind." The bottom panel shows a close-up of Pennywise's face with a toothy smile.

Woman

dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Sweet bro

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

SBAHJ

The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.

Human

Wade · 2 years ago

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

God

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Scale

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Light

$omedipsh!t2011 · 2 years ago

Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"

Wish

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Wilderness

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme. At the top, it says "Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave. Me:". Below this text is an image of Russell from the movie "Up", holding his hands up with a serious expression. There is also text at the bottom that says: "The wilderness must be explored!"

Night

msnobоdy · 2 years ago

gonna be one of them tonight ✨

A black and white image showing a cluster of stars in a dark space background.

Sweet bro

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Girl

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Toilet

pande · 2 years ago

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".