New Being Memes - Page 21 - Worst Jokes Ever

Scale

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Light

11 views · $omedipsh!t2011 · 2 years ago

Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"

Wish

11 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Wilderness

16 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme. At the top, it says "Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave. Me:". Below this text is an image of Russell from the movie "Up", holding his hands up with a serious expression. There is also text at the bottom that says: "The wilderness must be explored!"

Night

msnobоdy · 2 years ago

gonna be one of them tonight ✨

A black and white image showing a cluster of stars in a dark space background.

Sweet bro

5 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Girl

22 views · ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Toilet

157 views · pande · 2 years ago

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Boy

3 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

I’m amazing!!!

A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".

Couple

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

Bellatrix

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows a woman with wild dark hair and a dramatic expression. Text above her reads "ME. WHEN I WANT SOMETHING." The text below reads, "I don't like to be kept waiting."

Interview

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Code

7 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

Human

10 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

The image shows a small, isolated house built on a rock in the middle of a body of water. The text reads, "When you're done with humans".

Collaboration

4 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

soon

Nose

18 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Suicide

31 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Daep

29 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

Call

3 views · bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Time

4 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.