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Heroin Monkey

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Being a Taylor Swift fan In 2024 feels like
being a Jew in 1938
Readers added context
Unlike many Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift
fans are not facing imprisonment and execution
for being fans of Taylor Swift.
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Heroin Monkey

Erik
@SikkCaden
Burger King and Popeye's having a
chicken sandwich war while being
owned by the same parent company is
the greatest real-life analogy for our
modern American political parties.

Anonymous

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shaylie lol

*2 mins after being kidnapped*
me: *blushing* so what made y'all choose
me

Anonymous

stop being horny. find jesus
@stopthehorny
I am CRYING because people have
sex. Please stop
6:02 PM - 4/4/21 Twitter for iPhone
737 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 2,557 Likes
demondayhatesyout.00

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

بخق قثم (Arabic)

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WHY MY SISTER IS BEING NICE TO ME
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shaylie lol

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

Anonymous

“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.

A cartoon image of SpongeBob SquarePants looking frustrated and lying on the sand. The text on the image reads: "When a male athlete can't win any competitions."

Anonymous

Best gift you can give your siblings

A white mug with the text: "I THINK ME BEING YOUR SISTER IS ENOUGH OF A GIFT" printed on it.

RapBoat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sad but true

Two hands are shaking. On the left, the hand is labeled "Undertale fans" and is paired with a spider-like character, and the text "Being horny for a spider". On the right, the hand is labeled "Homestuck fans" and is paired with a character.

RapBoat

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

randomone

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

RapBoat

drakeabitch
@DawiteDaribu
nigga said biggie was fat like being
obese against the law

shaylie lol

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

help me please im being abused

Four young black children are shown with one in the center smiling broadly with arms akimbo while the caption reads, "BEING BLACK IS COOL" on top of the image and "memegenerator.net" at the lower right of the image.

Nateツ

The image shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking mischievous. The text above him reads: "tapping someone on their left shoulder but being on the right:"

peter Griffin 2.0

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

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