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Anonymous · 9 months ago

Driving lessons

A meme titled "How to not be Asian". It shows two side-by-side images of Kermit the Frog driving a car. The left image shows Kermit with squinted eyes under a red "X" mark. The right image shows Kermit with wide-open eyes under a green checkmark.

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Hate

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Z!on!sts

A two-panel image meme depicting religious antagonism. On the left, a caricature of an Orthodox Jewish man with a black hat and beard, marked by a Star of David above him, says, "I hate you with every fiber of my being." On the right, a young boy with a halo and a Christian cross above him gives a thumbs-up and replies, "I know, I read the Talmud."

Concept

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Pedophile

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a social media post with the top text: "i believe they should be a part of the prison community". Below it is a news article preview from The Daily Caller titled "Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community". The accompanying image shows an adult's hands resting on the shoulders of a young child who is visibly upset and crying.

Captain

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A two-panel image. The top panel features a Doge wearing a captain's hat inside a wooden ship cabin with the text: "Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific." The bottom panel shows a green Cheems character with tentacles on its face and wings, standing in a dark, stormy sea under a full moon, with the text: "Chtumlu".

Cuddle

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

Mmmmmm femboys…

A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.

Bill Clinton

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A blue-filtered, distressed anime drawing of a person sitting and covering their head in despair. Overlayed text reads: "Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, you're competing with President of United States Bill Clinton 💀💀".

Afghanistan

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A photograph of a television screen showing the streaming service Tubi. The movie displayed is titled "Osombie," listed as 2012, 1 hr 35 min, TV-MA, Action, Horror. The synopsis reads: "While in Afghanistan, a Colorado yoga instructor and a NATO special forces team encounter an undead Osama Bin-Laden and his zombie terrorist army." The movie poster image shows the zombie Osama Bin-Laden with glowing blue eyes and a beard. Over the image, text says, "tubi genuinely be having anything."

Boy

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Baby

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A sleeping newborn baby lies in a grey bassinet with a mobile featuring a heart-shaped ornament hanging above it. White text at the top reads, "STORK DENIERS BE LIKE," and white text at the bottom says, "MUST HAVE BEEN SEX."

Rome

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

The image shows the Colosseum in Rome under a bright sky with a sunburst. Overlayed on the image is text in white font that reads: "Rome building starts tomorrow at 7AM sharp. Don't be late because they only gave us one day to do it." In the bottom right corner, there is a small red alarm clock.

Plant

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Anxiety

Anonymous · 11 months ago

Yeah no that's like telling someone deaf to listen more

An image of an elderly man, known as 'Hide the Pain Harold,' raising his arms in celebration with a forced, pained smile. The text overlay reads: 'when someone says ‘don’t be anxious’ and your anxiety is cured'

Clash of Clans

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

Dongs in a wait

A meme shows two structures from the mobile game Clash of Clans. Above the left structure, a timer reads '17d 23H' (17 days, 23 hours). Above the right structure, a timer reads '16d 23H' (16 days, 23 hours). The top text overlay reads: 'Clash of Clans players be like: OMG this is sick gameplay'.

Offer

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of an online marketplace interface. The text reads: "Your offer wasn't accepted. Make a new offer?" Below that, the item's "Price" is listed as "US $350.00", the "Previous Offer" as "US $20.00", and the "Message from seller" states: "You should be shot."

Hammer

Big Jim · 11 months ago

It could be if you believe

Braille

Big Jim · 11 months ago

Amazing idea

A split image shows two white square highway signs with a black border. Both signs display '70' in large black numbers and have the word 'SPEED' (or a misspelling of it) above. The left sign correctly says 'SPEED 70' with Braille dots below the numbers. The right sign misspells it as 'SP EEED 70' and also has Braille dots below the numbers. Above the signs, text reads: 'SHARE IF YOU AGREE HIGHWAY SIGNS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN BRAILLE SO THAT BLIND DRIVERS DONT GET LOST. ONE LIKE ONE PRAYER! TYPE AMEN IN TGE COMMENTS'.

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

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