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XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Heroin Monkey

A very dirty and damaged toilet is shown for sale. The text reads: "Used and abused toilet $15 Listed over a week ago in Buffalo, MN."

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A man is shown waist-deep in a bathtub filled with murky brown water. Above the image, it says: "Never trust a fart."

ADDI♥♥

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

LoveMaddy

me at home i always do this

A person with long dark hair is taking a selfie in the mirror. The background appears to be a bathroom.

Heroin Monkey

where do you aim

A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.

Heroin Monkey

A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."

Heroin Monkey

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Heroin Monkey

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Heroin Monkey

A roll of toilet paper has been replaced with a brown cardboard tube on a toilet paper dispenser. The text "Charmin Oops! All cardboard tube" is written above the tube in a cartoonish font.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

ADDI♥♥

THIS IS ME IM IN SCHOOL

A person is taking a mirror selfie in a school bathroom. The person is wearing dark clothes.

shaylie lol

A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".

CrackedRuby_alt

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Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Heroin Monkey

A man with gray hair and a long neck emerges from a toilet bowl.

Gummibääääär

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

Caylez.cc

A digitally rendered image shows a horse-headed figure sitting on a toilet with a newspaper in hand. The figure has a human body and large feet, and is positioned on a toilet seat on what appears to be a street or pathway. Pink flowered trees are in the background.

DIANEE

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

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