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Adolf Nigler

The image is divided into two sections. The left side is labeled "21 Pilots" and features four different images of the band Twenty One Pilots. The right side is labeled "2001 Pilots" and shows the World Trade Center on fire after the 9/11 attacks.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image featuring photos of Nicolas Cage in various intense and expressive poses, overlaid with the text "Cage AGAINST THE MACHINE."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a famous picture of a man standing in front of several tanks, but the man has been replaced by the band Weezer. The four members are standing in a line in front of the tanks.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Heroin Monkey

A person underwater wearing a Rolex watch, with text overlayed in a message format. The text reads: "mogged this idiot. Going band for band with a fish is insane. Buddy couldn't handle it and swam away."

Toast ツ

From the animated sitcom "Family Guy," the characters Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Peter Griffin are dressed in tuxedos and singing in front of an orchestra with "FS JR" written on their stands.

Heroin Monkey

Still from a video with an orangutan working with a branch. Above the video, white text reads: "Me in my room with an empty Pringles can, 2 sponges, rubber bands, and a latex glove."

Anonymous

A split image of sheet music with the word "cum" printed on the left and "pp (very hard)" on the right. The text above the image reads: "The 1975 sheet music:".

countryhumans memes

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Anonymous

The image shows a birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday. You Ruined My Life" and at the top "For that special band member". Below the image, the phrase "For that special band member" is also written.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Homestuckeezer

A stylized image of four characters from Homestuck standing in a line, mimicking the cover art of the band Weezer's self-titled album. The word "weezer" is written at the top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image contrasts the perception of rock musicians in 2023 with that of 1987. The top two sections show simple stick figures with a flat expression, representing both years. Below, there's a photo of a metal band with a serious pose, captioned 'me when'. The text in the image reads: 'ROCK MUSICIANS 2023', 'ROCK MUSICIANS 1987', and 'me when'.

Thoughtless

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "ROCK BAND ANNOUNCES WORLD TOUR" and "THE WORLD" above a map of the world showing only the outlines of North America, Europe, Australia and Japan. The rest of the world is missing.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Ness Plays

Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time

A photo of the band Blink 182 with the heads replaced by Tom Nook. The text "NOOK-182" is written in pink. There is a small cartoon on the left with the words "SILLY INC."

Ness Plays

Stonkzer Concert

A group of four people on a stage, each with a different meme face superimposed over their heads. From left to right: Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.), Tom Nook (from Animal Crossing), Stonks meme and the Trollface meme, and Elmo. The band is celebrating with confetti falling around them. The text on the image says "SILLY INC".

The Unknown King of Moderation

please help me

A band of cartoonish characters in bright colors are standing in a row on a solid blue background. Above them is the band name “WEEZER” in white.

incompetent ricecel_69

The Bingles

A black and white photo of the band The Beatles. Above their heads it reads, "We'll take four happy meals please", and below reads "Make sure they got boy toys in em".

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