Argument Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Racist

An image shows the headline: "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist." Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with two black eyes and a cut on his nose. Underneath is a comment that reads "Klash of Klans."

Mom

when your in an argument and your mom steps in:

Two animated men are shown. One has grey hair and is leaning on his hand. The other man has dark hair, glasses and a light lab coat. Text overlay: "I would've preferred you, Kage."

Pregnancy

The image shows two drawings of people. On the left, there's a woman with orange hair in a ponytail, wearing a black top. On the right, there's a man with purple hair, glasses and an angry face with mouth open. The text on the image reads: "Only Females can get Pregnant" above the woman, and "SOURCE!?!" below the man.

Vocabulary

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

Samurai

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Mom

Lebron James sitting on a bench looking stoic. The text overlay reads: "When my mom keeps talking to herself after our argument but her rage bait is genuinely working."

Spoon

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Bed

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

Issue

Online arguments be like:

A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."

Spoon

Caylez.cc, you need to stop

A person wearing a mask and helmet holds a spoon. The text reads, "I have a spoon, your argument is invalid."

Sexuality

Shitpost-master general

A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Arguing

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two people making exaggerated, mocking faces. On the left, a woman with her eyes squinted and mouth open, expressing disgust. On the right, a young boy with a scrunched-up face and a mocking grin. The text above the images reads: "When y'all stop arguing and just start mocking each other...."

Insult

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.

Opinion

Me arguing with the stupid idiots

Rick from the cartoon series Rick and Morty is pointing his finger up while saying: "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OPINION AND SHOVE IT WAYYY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE."

Life

Dolphins swimming in a blue sea under a rainbow. The image contains the text: "How life feels after you stop arguing and just say 'stfu or I'll knock you tf out.'"

Account

que?

A black and white image of a person in the water. The text above the person reads "when you are losing an argument online so you make an alt account to try and sway the balance."

Mouth

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Spoon

A soldier in a helmet and gas mask is holding up a spoon and declares, "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Jokes

Bomb

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Technology

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

Stripes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."