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Teacher

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago
  • Me in class everyday

    The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".
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  • Class

    GG Miller · 3 years ago
  • I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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  • World War 3

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.
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  • FBI Agent

    ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."
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  • English

    Hyphen (Cope) · 1 year ago
  • "we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕

    A screenshot of a social media thread featuring three comments. The first comment reads, "Does your doors dont have locks?" The second comment replies, "Does youre english haveth good?" The third comment concludes, "You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english because its the only language you know. We re not the same."
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  • Mama

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".
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  • Chat

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • Turkey

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Cap

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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  • Calvin

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

    A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.
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  • Dad

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."
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  • Pokemon card

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Brain

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”
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  • Racism

    K!ttyy · 6 months ago
  • Love the things I talk about

    A screenshot of a messaging app conversation. One user asks, "why are you teaching me racial slurs?" and the other replies, "Why not". The first user then sends a string of messages: "cause im not racist", "i mean", "i do say the n word alot", "and make fun of mexicans", "and i really hate the yellow people", "and most jews suck", "but im not racist".
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  • Nonsense

    Willy b · 4 months ago
  • A headshot of Joe Biden looking confused and disoriented. To his left, text in white on a black background reads: "Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters." - Joe Biden. Small watermarks at the bottom right mention @mekkah.rolls and a TikTok comment.
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  • Challenge

    United Kingdom UK · 7 months ago
  • A screenshot of a YouTube video by 'Steven Gaming TV' titled 'I will not breathe until mr.beast comments on this vid'. The video shows a young boy holding his nose to hold his breath. At the bottom of the screen, the YouTube interface shows that 'Comments are turned off', making the challenge impossible.
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  • Lightsaber

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of an online comment section on a dark background. The top comment, from a verified user named "AnakinSkystalker" (with a profile picture resembling Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker), reads: "Might touch my "lightsaber" with this video playing on the background." This comment was posted "1 week ago" and has 109 likes. Below it, a second comment from "JahtaroKujo" (with an anime-style profile picture) asks: "How the fuck are you verified as Anakin Skystalker." This comment was posted "2 days ago" and has 9 likes.
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  • Dad

    Blach66.1 · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a text message exchange between a dad and his son. The dad asks, "Are you wining, son?" The son replies with a picture of his Minecraft character standing in front of a sign that reads "Kool Kids Klub," and a caption "DEFINITELY".
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  • Cough

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Me after hearing

    A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."
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  • Windows

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"
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