500+ Best Ares Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Vaccine

IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Lightyear

Chungus · 3 years ago

Vhat is the meaning of dis

An image shows Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story running in front of a rainbow flag. Text on the image says "Lightyear GAY". An ad next to it says "Gay quiz. Are you gay? Take our gay quiz to find out."

Gender

Anonymous · 2 years ago

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Rizz

Anonymous · 2 years ago

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

Meme

Chexers · 2 years ago

A young boy with red hair and a tie is holding a book with the title "THE BOOK OF MEMES". Above him, the text reads "Anyone: 'Are you religious?' Me:".

Kazakhstan

Anonymous · 3 months ago

The image is a meme split into two horizontal sections. The top section is titled "Gay People I Respect" and features a simple hand-drawn Wojak-style stick figure with black hair smiling. The bullet points next to it describe someone who acts like a normal human being, has a personality, doesn't force their sexuality, and is someone you can be friends with. The bottom section is titled "Gay People I Do Not Respect" and features a similar stick figure but with angry eyes, red, blue, and green colored hair, and a gold septum nose ring. The bullet points next to it describe someone whose sexuality is their entire identity, uses the rainbow flag everywhere, complains about straight people, and dresses like a clown.

Bro

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Shoebill bird is standing in water surrounded by plants. Text overlayed on the image reads: "When bro says the 2 super powers he wants most are to freeze time and invisibility."

Market

Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Computer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Sigma

Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Gamer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Daughter

Geiger · 2 years ago

The image shows a man with a bald head and a green collared shirt getting sprayed in the face with a liquid from an off-screen source. The text at the top of the image reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:". There are jars and bottles with Santa hats on the table.

Message

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Mom

ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Grammar

welcome to hell · 3 years ago

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

Text message

JakeFromFakeFarm · 3 years ago

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Minecraft

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image consists of three stacked satellite shots of a snowy landscape, with text on top that reads "The minecraft chunks are glitching out again."

Town

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

Symptom

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Hell

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

henderson what the helllllll are you doing

A person is upside down with their legs in the air, holding onto the arm of what looks like a piece of exercise equipment. The text is: "henderson what the helllllll are you doing".