Another memes

Infidelity

1 year ago

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

Level

1 year ago

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

Dust

2 years ago

A person is depicted disintegrating into dust, with the text overlay "Another one bit the dust" at the top of the image.

Friend

1 month ago

me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.

A chibi illustration of the character Serial Designation N from the series Murder Drones. The small robot has white hair, glowing yellow eyes, and wears a black pilot-style hat with yellow lights. He is holding up a giant, mechanical hand with the middle finger extended towards the viewer.

Jazz

1 month ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Jokes

Parent

5 years ago

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Murder

5 years ago

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.

But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

NASA

8 years ago

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

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