Amount

Amount memes

Jokes

Pool

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Mathematician

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

Helium

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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