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Agent Memes

Dog

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Text message

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Perry

The image shows two panels of Perry the Platypus with a surprised expression. The top panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming agent P for the 1st time" and the bottom panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming Agent P for 42069th time."

Chrome

The image contains four elements arranged in a square. The top-left is the Google Chrome icon, a colorful circle. The top-right shows a cartoon drawing of Perry the Platypus, a teal, four-legged animal with an orange beak and tail, looking somewhat surprised. The bottom-left is an incognito browser icon, featuring a grey silhouette of a person with glasses and a hat. The bottom-right image is another cartoon of Perry the Platypus, this time he is wearing a fedora and looking like a secret agent.

State

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.

Work

The image shows a tweet from HITMAN stating that if Agent 47 were involved in something, it wouldn't be obvious. The image includes a follow-up tweet from Wall Street Silver showing Agent 47's face and congratulating him for being the Boeing Employee of the year 2024.

TikTok

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

Memes

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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FBI Agent

A Twitter post with the text "I squeeze my girl when she on her period cause she my Lil ketchup packet" above an image of two men. The bottom image has the text "My FBI agents" over it.

Rug

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

Home

A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."

Bag

A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."

World

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

FBI Agent

The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

Online class

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

Army

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Perry the Platypus

perry

An image of Perry the Platypus, a cartoon character, with the text "PERRY THE PLATYPUS" written on top of the image.

TikTok

Stop

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a young man wearing an FBI hat, looking serious. The caption says "Me: uninstalls tik tok. My FBI agent.". The bottom panel shows a young man crying, wearing headphones. The caption says "My chinese hacker."