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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    Challenge

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."
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  • Shot

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."
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    War

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."
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  • Cat

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • This is a cat, what did you think?

    An image shows what appears to be a cat's nose and mouth area, along with two eyes. The coloring and shapes create an optical illusion resembling male genitalia.
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    Marvel movie

    pande · 2 years ago
  • Me and Who?

    A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.
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  • Wife

    原田 · 2 years ago
  • An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.
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    Waluigi

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a mock-up of a Wii game cover with the text "WALUIGI GETS HIS WALUWEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE REMASTERED" written on it. The character Waluigi is shown peeking out from the side.
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  • Crack

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"
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    Rating

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".
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  • Dinner

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"
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    Diary

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"
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  • Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet by user @Nazxca. The text says: "There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S." Below the text, there is an image of a platypus swimming in water.
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    Kitchen

    Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
  • A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."
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  • Video

    Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago
  • The image is a four-panel image. The top left panel contains the text "A video makes you laugh." The bottom left panel shows the TikTok logo and a search bar. The top right panel shows a man smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with a shocked expression.
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    Election

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The top panel shows a group of people sitting at a round table. The text overlay reads, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788." The bottom panel shows a chaotic scene of people in disarray. The text reads, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."
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  • Name

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."
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    Text message

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".
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  • Pastry

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.
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    Greeting

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • A conversation between two people is shown. One is using a profile picture of Napoleon Bonaparte and first says "Bonjour". The other person replies "You're a meme". Napoleon then says "Tu es une merde", and the other person says "Wtf". Napoleon says, "It means 'you are shitty'". The other person replies with "I don't speak croissant" and then "I don't speak McDonald's". Napoleon says, "BITCH IM GREEK". The other person says, "Greece? I don't speak debt".
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