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Cookie

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Military

65 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Suicide

47 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An older man with glasses stands in front of a cliff and the ocean. The text below the image reads: "An Australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there, by shooting them himself."

Carpet

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Sex

62 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Desk

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

i love school chromebooks

People

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Holiday

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Sister

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

Circle

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a blue circle with a point on top. Underneath is a scene from the movie 'The Emperor's New Groove' with Kronk saying "No, no. He's got a point".

Corner

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Challenge

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Abortion

310 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A green cartoon character shaped like a tombstone from the show 'Groovie Goolies' smiles while holding a large white bone in a graveyard scene. The text overlay reads: 'When you fuck a chick that's had 10 abortions. it was a graveyard smash.'

Concert

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with sunglasses is holding a black tube in their mouth. The text on top of the image says: "POV: you are in the front row at a drake concert."

Pastry

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.

Cartoon

10 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A baby with a skeptical look is shown in the image. The caption above the image says, "When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares."

Teacher

13 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Simp

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme compares the reactions of players in Valorant and Counter-Strike 2 when a female player joins the team, using a bear to represent Valorant and a wolf to represent Counter-Strike 2. The top panel sets the scene with the text "*there is a girl on the team." The bottom-left panel shows the Valorant bear with the text: "hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you want." The bottom-right panel shows the Counter-Strike 2 wolf snarling aggressively with a screenshot of a successful kick vote.

Watch

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two images showing a Jar Jar Binks watch on a person's wrist. In the first picture, the Jar Jar head is facing up. In the second picture, the top of the watch is opened revealing a digital clock and the words "JAR JAR". Text above the image reads: "A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement."

Tea

12 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 1 year ago

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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

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