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Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

Anonymous

Who is this? Wrong answer only

A person with dark hair and a black hoodie is smiling at the camera.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post on a social media platform. The post compares being a Taylor Swift fan in 2024 to being Jewish in 1938. The post features a picture of Taylor Swift, looking somber, with the caption. Beneath the post, there is a disclaimer from readers pointing out that, unlike Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift fans do not face imprisonment or execution.

Wade

Stonks

A photo of Dwayne Johnson's face is superimposed over a stock chart. The text on top of the image reads: "My brain at 3am: Dwayne the 'stock' Johnson". The background contains numbers and graphs.

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

ur momy

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two Mr. Incredible reaction images. On the top, a Youtube thumbnail of a "how to" tutorial on Adobe Photoshop shows how to convert images to black and white. Text on the image reads: "Ps. How to convert image to Black and White in Adobe Photoshop 2021. Tutorials4view - 5.7K views - 2 years ago. people who don't know. people who know."

Heroin Monkey

An older man with glasses stands in front of a cliff and the ocean. The text below the image reads: "An Australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there, by shooting them himself."

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows 50 Cent looking off to the side with a serious expression. Text on the image says: "Diddy did it, But my lawyer's so good that Diddy got acquitted", followed by "50 CENT, 'I GET MONEY (FORBES 1, 2, 3 REMIX)'" and the word "GENIUS".

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

ur momy

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

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