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brokemaster
1 year ago
A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
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I just found out my brother kitted
himself
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He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I
just stayed up I could have done something. I
feel responsible for this, I don't know why he
would do this. I could have done something
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    3:06/11:47
i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    3:11/7:13
my terrorist attack plan for tomorrow
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two panels. In the top panel, a drawn NPC is at a podium with the word "TED" behind him. The NPC is in a speech bubble saying, "organise your time or smth". In the bottom panel, there are many drawn NPCs with one of them in a speech bubble saying, "OMG, life changing".
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a Urban Dictionary entry for Kendrick Lamar, defining him as someone who recently won the beef with Drake. Below, a dialogue shows two friends. The first friend quotes a line from the song, seemingly unable to name an actual song, resulting in the second friend calling the first one a "fake fan".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a text message conversation above an image of Patrick Star with a drooling, vacant expression and a piece of driftwood in his mouth. The text messages on the screenshot display correspondence from the Public Relations Office and the profile picture of the poster. The poster's profile picture is the same image of Patrick. The text above the conversation reads: "just realized I've been submitting job applications with this pfp."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a news report with the title 'News about Ukraine' and the CNN logo. Below is the text 'Biden says he's coming for Putin's bussy...' with the timestamp '11 hours ago'. The image is of Joe Biden at a podium.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."
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  • Your local comrade
    1 year ago

    🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

    In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.
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