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Heroin Monkey

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

King bob

A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

CaptainEgg75

taxes in mine craft be like

A villager from Minecraft stands on the left side of the image with an upward trending graph behind him and green emeralds rising on a red arrow. The text "HRRRRR" is written in blocky letters.

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

shaylie lol

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

EnochTyr

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Strength

A four-panel cartoon shows two characters, a purple lollipop, and a gray square with a face. The lollipop asks, "How tough are you?" The square responds, "I ate 10 entire Chocolate Cakes." In the third panel, the square says with chocolate around its mouth "Well, I ate 12 of them!!!" The final panel shows the lollipop looking shocked and sweating.

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Big_Pix 💯💯

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The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Labradorian

A woman with a headscarf looks directly at the camera with the equation "5 + 5 = 10" superimposed in blue.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Heroin Monkey

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

Big daddy2.0

i like paint

A green, humanoid character with a brush-like head stands in a video game-like setting. In the upper left corner are several colored circles with numbers on them including 10,000, 1,500, 500 and 50. A rainbow-colored rectangle in the upper middle displays the number 2079. At the bottom of the image, the text says, "I DRANK ALL THE PAINT". There is another character in the background that is a similar green character with a brush head.

Anonymous

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

randomone

How to counter attack jesus christ

The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.

Rey Rey

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

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