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LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

LoserIsPro

I got all max 1st try

A screenshot of a dice rolling game with the numbers 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 displayed as dice. The total shown is 60.

DADDY sus aka the king

A Pokemon-like card featuring a person with cat ears, a hat, and pink blush on the cheeks. The card has two actions: "UwU" and "Twerking" with short descriptions.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

DAP ME UP

rate this 1-10

The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

King bob

South Korea

A large missile on a transporter is being displayed in front of a crowd. The background shows flags of North Korea. The writing on the building reads "조선민주주의인민공화국만세!", meaning "Long live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!"

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ

my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

Heroin Monkey

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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the shaggy card

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blach66

Help

A screenshot of a chat. At the top is a video of a child stating "I AM ADOLF HITLER. COMMANDER OF THE THRID REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC." Underneath, the chat continues with "Bro getting horny. And that's his little sister too. Exactly. Alabama go wild."

CaptainEgg75

selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Anonymous

Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

Heroin Monkey

A YouTube video thumbnail featuring a man from The Lonely Island. The video title is "The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)". The video has 74 million views and was posted 10 years ago.

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