Measuring Device jokes
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
