Matrimony jokes

Marriage

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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Rape

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Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

Miscarriage

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You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.