Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
