Math method jokes
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.