How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
q:what did the sign say on the whore house a:beat it where closed
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis : 《Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can't ? 》
《Why Don't You Speak To Me ?》
《Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You》
《Oh Yeah I Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Rose are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
https://soundcloud.com/alex-hill-643211961/kangaroo-max-by-ahillzzz-feat-lil-burg/reposts
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
Steven hawking was going to jerk off nope😂
Why Did The Van Cross The Road? To Get To The School For The Little Kids