Masterbate jokes

Funeral

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

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  • Masturbation

    I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

    I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

    Memes

    Baby

    What does a dead baby look like?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Fisherman

    If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

    A master baiter.

    Baby

    How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...