Masterbate memes
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
Jokes
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.