I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
When i masterbate things cum when a old man dose no one cums
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
