I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
