Mashed Potato jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
