Maserati jokes

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.