Maserati jokes

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.