Mars Bar jokes

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?

Mars bars.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

What is an alien's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!