Mars Bar jokes
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!