Marketplace jokes
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.