Mania jokes

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.