Mania jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.