make-a-wish kid jokes

Kid

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What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Hitler

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So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Mosquito

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What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Wish

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Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

Wish

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Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

Cancer

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The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

Staff

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What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."