Make-a-Wish Kid Jokes

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now Iā€™m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heā€™s a hero after he killed Hitler.

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."