Magnifier jokes

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?