Magnet

Magnet Jokes

Word

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Time

One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.

Chaos

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

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