Love Tree jokes

Tree

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

Date

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Tree

72 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a stick figure with a Trollface smiling next to a stylized tree with a white trunk covered in eyes. Text below the figure: "what a nice tree". Panel 2 shows the same figure and tree. Text below the figure: "I love trees". Panel 3 is a black and white/blue photo close-up of a real tree trunk with numerous eye-like markings (lenticels). Panel 4 shows only the stylized tree with eyes, and a pool of blood is visible on the ground below its trunk.

Love Tree memes

Cut

15 views · halo · 3 years ago

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

Knife

12 views · Your mom died (indian) · 4 years ago

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Marriage

312 views · Becomes miscarriage · 7 years ago

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."