Loosening jokes
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
Community talk
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more