I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of coke - Louie Fennell 2018
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What's the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
