Anonymous
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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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OH MY F--KING GOD I AM CRYING OMG XD

This is gold

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That joke is an oldie but a goodie ba hahahaha

Wut da fuck

That was good

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You told it wrong, but still good. I like to use Bert and Ernie as the name of the drunks, even funnier. "Goddamn Ernie! My knneeesss are klln me frm drppn down and suckin that hot dog!" "Yeahhh man, you think thatsh bad, I lost that haddog in the 3rd fuckin bar!!"

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