Lizzy jokes

"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.