Little Mermaid jokes

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."