Lip Balm jokes
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.