Lip Balm jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

Me: Lower lips.

Friend: I gotta go.