Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
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Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
