Liam jokes

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)