Liam jokes

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.