Lexicography jokes

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.