What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Down syndrome kid: stop being greedy with the Lego’s Me: stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.